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Saturday, May 30, 2015

Day 82 continued - Traces of a Dragon (Documentary)

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" The film explores the touching and history-filled background of Jackie Chan as we have never seen him before" - Wikipedia

This is a very poorly done documentary, it has a lot to do with Jackie Chan but its more about his father than anything else. I think it is a little weird as to why Jackie has not met with his elder siblings but his father has gone back to meet with them several times. I honestly no longer like Jackie Chan due to his political thinking and I don't wish to spoil the documentary for anyone. If you are a Jackie Chan then watch the film if not then skip it. 

1/5

Day 82 - Lucy (French)



Lucy



" a woman accidentally caught in a dark deal who turns the tables on her captors and transforms into a merciless warrior evolved beyond human logic." Rotten Tomatoes.

This movie is the 2nd worst movie (Metropolis is number 1) I have ever seen in my life. Now, the concept wasn't all that bad as it was the best part of the movie. The special effects were also good but I felt like I was watching a poorly edited student graduation film. There were a lot of unnecessary scenes especially in the beginning. I did happen to enjoy how this film is very multicultural as it takes place in many countries and features actors from various countries as well. There a few holes in plot like the creepy white guy who was with Choi Man Sik is never seen again even though he appeared to be very important.
The ending was ridicolous but understandb=able. I felt that the writing could have been better as everyone besides Lucy was written poorly. The story really can't hold up and causes severe boredom in the viewer. I happen to like Luc Besson but this film is a completle waste of a film.

1/5

Day 81 continued - Magic to Win (Hong Kong)

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"The world consists of five elements: gold, wood, water, fire and earth. In the wizard world of 'Magic to Win', the story also revolves around the "Five Element Wizardry", portraying a story that surpasses our imagination. Kang Sengui (Raymond Wong), a university professor, is the Water Magician of "Five Elements Wizardry". Although he uses magic spells in his daily life, his superpower remains a secret. By accident, his power is transmitted to his student, Macy (Karena), who recklessly uses her newfound powers for personal gain and money-making"-Wikipedia

Another bad movie to review! The film was a bit of a joke, the acting was bad and comedy was a bit corny. The characters are mostly ridiculous, and you might laugh out of the sheer stupidity of a few of them. The worst thing about this film was its special effects which were on par with the special effects from the godawful live action adaption of Avatar the Last Airbender. The story was very easy to read, so this might be a good film to show children but I am sure many adults would be compelety bored if they watch this film.


0.5/5

Day 81 - Breaking News (Hong Kong)










The Hong Kong police force try to solve a few robberies in order to make themselves look good to the public eye.


A film from Hong Kong director Johnny To but it doesn't feel like it is. The action was okay but there was not a whole lot of it. The character development was bland with no real value. You  don't really get to bond with any of the characters nor can you really figure out who is the central character. The film was quite boring to be honest and most of the characters were unlikable especially the main actress. 
If you are a fan of Johnny To then watch the film, if not I would suggest you skip it.

1/5

Day 80 continued - The Wee Man (Scottish)








Paul Ferris a man that grew up all around criminals, those in and out of police uniforms. He becomes a gangster or a man that goes bad things.

Event though its based on a true story, the script is so weak. The plot is predictable with not much originality present. I didn't think a gangster film could be boring but this one. The scenes were poorly lit and designed. It almost feels like someone's student film. I suggest you skip this film as well.

0/5

Day 80 - And so it goes (American)



And So It Goes

Realtor Oren Little must take care of his granddaughter when his only son goes to jail.


A very weak film despite the talent in it. The story was a bit predictable and not much seems to happen. I think it should have been more about Oren Little (Michael Douglas) bonding with his granddaughter rather than a romantic "comedy". I wrote comedy like that because the film is not funny at all, its a bit bland. There's not much to say but to skip this film at all costs.

0.1/5

Day 79 continued - Maleficent

Maleficent
Have you ever wanted to know more about the character that many of us saw in Sleeping Beauty? This is the perfect film those that want to know more about Maleficent and how the story of Sleeping Beauty begins and ends.


Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Angelina Jolie did a good jobs, I wish they had a better script and a better director. You can definitely tell that Tim Burton would have been the best director for this film. I love dark characters and I often hate the fact they don't get a happy ending. So when I heard about this film, I was slightly excited.
I was slightly letdown in that regard, the special effects were not that bad but I expected a lot more. It should have been darker as it felt more like a Sleeping Beauty film rather than a Maleficent film.
This film is perfect for children or people that love the character of Maleficent.

1.9/5