Day 93 - Sex Ed (American)

"Eddie lands his first teaching gig at an inner city middle school and finds his highly pubescent pupils are receiving no form of sexual education. Eddie isn't really equipped to teach them...he's not exactly experienced romantically."-IMDb

Haley Joel Osment, who was a child star, stars in a raunchy late night comedy about teaching kids sexual education. The subject matter is very interesting, though the delivery was a bit weak due to the script. I like the addition of the two supporting characters as it made it a better movie. If you can get past the fact that Haley voices Sora from Kingdom Hearts and he was the kid in the Sixth Sense then this is the movie for you if you are bored at night. 

1/5

Starring

Haley Joel Osment

Film Appearances:

Forest Gump

The Sixth Sense

Pay it Forward

A.I. Artificial Intelligence 

Secondhand Lions

Video Games:

Kingdom Hearts 

Day 25 - Justine (West German, British, Italian)

"ustine is a young virgin thrown out of a French orphanage and into the depraved world of prostitution. She slips into a life of debauchery, torture, whipping, slavery and salaciousness while her brazen, flirtatious and liberated sister Juliette ironically receives nothing but happiness and reward for her wanton behaviour."

 

This was a piece of trash, such a complete waste of the Marquis' story. The story was very slow to start out, there was no real sexuality present in the film. It looked like a cheap porno without a lot of breasts and with the poor acting. Back to the story there's not much there, I wish they at least understood what eroticism is.

 

 

0/5

This movie was also called Cruel Passions

Day 23 - Lady Ninja Kaede 2 (Japanese)

"The female ninja Kaede has escaped from her master Yatsude into Tomobiki, where she wishes to start a new life."

A very corny film with a good amount of sexuality. The best parts were seeing the lead actresses' wonderful body. Other than that the comedy was corny and the action was short. The first half of the movie the lead actress is playing with herself with a dildo made out of severed penises. If you like Japanese action comedies than you will love this movie.

1/5